“it made one drunk with delight to look upon it.” — Mark Twain Following the Equator Copy Share Image
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am drunk on his desire for me. My legs wrap around tightly around his waist.” — K.C. Martin Copy Share Image
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
“All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk. All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
All these poses of classical torture ruined my mind like a snake in the orchard. I did go from wanting to be… — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
You can party, but I better not catch you drunk. (Wulf) (Chris rolled his eyes, then bent down to said to Cassandra’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
“This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...Whose souls, albeit in a cloudy memory, yet seek back their good, but, like drunk men, know not the road home. — Boethius Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
My rebellion was telling my dad, "No, you're wrong, you don't know what's best for me. I'm not gonna waste my time… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
People are used to being stimulated. People are drunk on entertainment and when you're going out and seeing movies where 200 people… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I work with this wonderful five-piece band, The Tony Guerrero Quintet, along with Kate Flannery, who was Meredith the Drunk in The… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
I have received some racist abuse, but you will never see me fighting back or being aggressive on Twitter. When I do… — Nadine Shah Copy Share Image
“An empty bottle of Jack is almost just as beautiful as a new and unopened bottle...in the same sense as looking down… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
