I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway? ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her. — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then she get drunk oh and she get low like that that that. She made the dj say he gonna replay this… — Aaron Fresh Copy Share Image
I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come… — Michael Byer Copy Share Image
A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for… — Holbrook Jackson Copy Share Image
“Within half an hour almost all the women were drunk, a yardstick Laing had long used to measure the success of a… — J.G. Ballard Copy Share Image
I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done… — Bruce Dickinson Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Grey wasn’t quite drunk, but he was far from sober when Rose entered his study later that evening. His heart stuttered at… — Kathryn Smith Copy Share Image
The night before we began shooting 'Hooper,' I threw a $7,000 bash for the whole crew. I told them, 'Get as drunk… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
In truth, one of our company, the solemn warrior Ecthgow, was so demented from liquor that he was drunk while still upon… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a… — Darrel Ray Copy Share Image
“Oh ho,' he says. 'My darling seneschal. Let us take a turn around the room.' He grabs me and pulls me toward… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I think that part of my success was the fact that I would literally threaten your life if you got in-between me… — Richard Patrick Copy Share Image
