God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love. — Ernesto Cardenal Copy Share Image
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If alcoholism is considered a disease. Then shouldn't you be able to call off work drunk — Myself Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink,… — Dave Matthews Band Copy Share Image
The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
After all, it was never Darnay he quoted, only Sydney, drunk and wrecked and dissipated. Sydney, who died for love. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches… — Various Copy Share Image
There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of… — Joy Williams Copy Share Image
“Are you drunk?’ ‘It’s the afternoon, isn’t it? I try always to be drunk by now. Once you start a job you… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
“I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“No, sitting up with you when you were sick, and you falling asleep in my lap, was one of my best nights.… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Drunk, he was leering and silent and mostly asleep. Sober, he was a watcher, a horror of a man who missed nothing… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
There's a difference between ad-libbing and improvising. And there's a difference between not knowing what to do and just saying something. Or… — John Cassavetes Copy Share Image
“Make me drunk. Make me drunk, Beloved. I crave your drink. Break these thought chains and tear these garments. I crave your… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“You're drunk." "That's right I am. I'm fifty-three and I'm as wild as a Welshman with a leek up his arse. Fifty-three.… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
To use the image of Che Guevara to sell vodka is a slur on his name and memory. He never drank himself,… — Alberto Korda Copy Share Image
