I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.” — Ron White Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“Of course Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I think the little kid next to me that got middle seat must be getting drunk from my Jack Daniels breath. And… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
“Before they knew it, Ev and Biz were getting sloppy drunk with the former vice president of the United States.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
“Fuck me, babe, seriously? You knocked yourself out to make me wild. Why, Lanie? Why the fuck would you pull out all… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Women do get drunk, they do get sick and they do get food poisoning. It seems to be a bit of a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are… — Moby Copy Share Image
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D.,… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their… — David Almond Copy Share Image
“Tam would gut me if he caught you drinking that.” “Always looking after your best interests,” I said, and pointedly chugged the… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
B!tch come homes so late sing, Husband:-Where the Hell have you been?!?! Girl:- I have been Drinking... Husband:- But you never Drink… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
I look for people that are emitting a nice energy about them. Like, they're dancing to the house music or they have… — Alex Toth Copy Share Image
