At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk…

“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.”

— Rex Pickett

“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

— Robin Williams

“But I’m going to need you to love me on the bus, dude. And first thing in the morning. Also, when I’m drunk and…

— Samantha Irby

“If I were you, I'd wake up every day at dawn to see the sun come up. Then I'd go back to bed. I'd…

— Jon Wells

“She's like cold coffee in the morning I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke She'll make me shiver without warning And make me…

— Ed Sheeran

“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.”

— Lucille Bluth

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning…

— P. J. O'Rourke

“By two o'clock in the morning they had each drunk three brandies, and he knew, in truth, that he was not the man she…

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“By the time I got home, it was after two o’clock in the morning. The”

— Jim Butcher

It was three o'clock in the morning – the wisest and most accursed hour of the clock. But sometimes it sets us free.

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

Whether it's eight o'clock in the morning or eight o'clock at night, I always try to greet others before they have a chance to…

— Zig Ziglar

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.

— Anonymous

“It’s now 4 o’clock in the morning, which is the new year even though it’s still December 31, that is, until people sleep.”

— Anonymous

At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of…

— Jimmy Durante