Drunk Quotes · Page 9

“Boy, you ain't a poet ... just a drunk with a pen.”

— Hayes Carll

“You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.”

— Steven Ramirez

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

— Johnny Hunt

Auto-correct make drunk people sound sober.

— Anonymous

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time.

— Anton Chekhov

I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid.

— Phil Anselmo

“Apparently, nothing focuses a drunk like a quest.”

— Johnny Shaw

“A drunk man's words were a sobber man's thoughts”

— J. Lynn

Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit.

— Paul In The Bible

To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility.

— Honore de Balzac

I was that drunk bro you saw my dog & yelled TEAM JACOB!

— Anonymous

I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed.

— Chaz Bundick

I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk.

— Anonymous

My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs

— Shubham Joshi

“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.”

— Leila Sales

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know…

— Anonymous

Social topics may hit too close to home for people, but then again, if you pull a heartstring, then that's what country…

— Kenny Chesney

Those persons who suffer from indigestion, or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true principles of eating and drinking.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Between you and me, Plato was a hack. All that crap about higher forms and caves? He was drunk when he wrote…

— Gene Doucette

Anyone who shoots a real gun at you when drunk and angry is simply not husband material, regardless of his taste in…

— James Tiptree Jr

People in america: Ooh its gonna be christmas soon :) People in new orleans: Hey guys! Its christmas eve eve eve eve…

— TffanyIdontknoww

I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there…

— Charles Kingsley

I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the…

— Bill Hicks

I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and…

— Sophie Kinsella

The torches ran off, and I found myself in a forest, at night, without any light, on skis, and that was not…

— Roman Polanski

“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas,…

— Charles Bukowski

I love Dylan. I only met him once, about three years ago, back at the Kettle of Fish on MacDougal Street. That…

— Jimi Hendrix

“you really have love at home then why are you in a place where the music is too loud and men can’t…

— Love Vincent

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties…

— Bob Livingston

My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once,…

— Brian Lindstrom

If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply…

— John Piper

My friends are all getting married. I'm getting drunk.

— Anonymous

“There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk.”

— William Shakespeare

“I feel wonderful and sad. It's the gin.”

— Stephen Beresford

Time is never wasted when youre wasted all the time.

— Anonymous

Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up

— Wiz Khalifa

Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to fuck.

— Brokencyde

I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.

— Mike Ashley

“If ye can stand up, you're not drunk.”

— Diana Gabaldon