People get so weird when you put your fingers in their nose. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Every maternity ward is just a Facebook wall post factory. — Nikhil Saluja Maternity Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease! — Nikhil Saluja Medicine Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Couple Copy Share Image
My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maturity is the willingness to pass up immediate pleasure in favor of the long-term gain. — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
Domestic violence is what I do to my toilet after eating Taco Bell. — Nikhil Saluja Domestic violence Copy Share Image
I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is similar to a Boxing match. Defeat is NOT declared when you fall down- It is declared when you refuse to… — Nikhil Saluja Boxing Copy Share Image
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Two things bring happiness & success in life: 1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing, and 2. The way you… — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Cigarette Copy Share Image
A girl will warm your heart. The woman will warm your parts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
