Your phone's ringing. Yeah, phones actually meant to do that. — Nikhil Saluja Phones Copy Share Image
I hate it when it's a 'PICTURE PERFECT MOMENT' and you don't have a camera. — Nikhil Saluja Camera Copy Share Image
Never cry for something you don't have... Let the others cry because they don't have you.! — Nikhil Saluja Tears Copy Share Image
If it weren't for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn't get done. — Nikhil Saluja Last minute Copy Share Image
The British Royal Family had to be Gujjus - love travelling & have visited every country on planet Earth. — Nikhil Saluja Planet earth Copy Share Image
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Marriages are made in Heaven, then Sex is to be had on Earth ! — Nikhil Saluja Heaven Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman finds that her husband wants to watch her fuck other men, she thinks it a swell idea. — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling down, I come on twitter and read some of your (stolen & reworded) inspirational tweets. Thank you for being there! — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world: 1. The NICEST place is to be in someones Thoughts, and 2. The SAFEST… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I followed you on TWITTER because I'm secretly in love with you and I'm hoping this will help you realize that you… — Nikhil Saluja Love Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't… — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
