Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt. — Nikhil Saluja Doubt Copy Share Image
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. — Nikhil Saluja Indecisive Copy Share Image
My wife just told me, You're fucking idiot considering as she's the only woman I love, then yes, it's a fair assumption. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Boob Copy Share Image
I didn't wanted to unfollow you. I slipped, fell on my lappy, hit my head on the mouse which was on the… — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight. — Nikhil Saluja Every night Copy Share Image
When I'm on my deathbed, the nicest thing anyone can say to me is, You were right about everything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a… — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair. — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Arguing over breast size is futile... It's like choosing between different brands - Foster's, Godfather, Corona or Kingfisher! Men may state their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Never trust an Italian who don't like pasta as his breakfast. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You are beautiful... when you don't need a mirror to tell you. — Nikhil Saluja Beautiful Copy Share Image
