Cats Quotes

My big kitty Dutch

— Mak

My kitty, Nelly.

— Alla

“Purrcy is a cat.”

— Uncle Purrcy

“Cats are pigs.”

— Adrian Sahr

Kitty eyes lol

— MrCountry

“Cats will be cats.”

— Morrissey

My kitten clover

— Mak

I love cats.

— Dick Van Patten

Beware of people who dislike cats.

— Anonymous

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”

— Robert Byrne

An old cat sports not with her prey.

— George Herbert

The cat is, above all things, a dramatist.

— Margaret Benson

The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.

— Jules Renard

In truth, most of us don't know our cats.

— Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Books, Cats, Life is Good.

— Edward Gorey

I wish I were that cat.

— Dave Franco

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.

— Louis J. Camuti

“Even in the Dreamtime, cats do what they damn well please.”

— Vicki Keire

Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.

— Connie Willis

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

— Garrison Keillor

“Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.”

— Jaye Wells

When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts.

— Patricia Curtis

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

— Susy Clemens

Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.

— Edward Topsell

If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

“You can be a cat god and it doesn't mean shit at the end of the day if you don't have equal…

— Jackson Galaxy

He [the cat] wound himself around her legs, purring the purr of ardent desire like a kettle coming to a boil and…

— May Sarton

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

— Anonymous

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

— Jennifer Crusie

A girl that likes cats, like really likes cats. She also really likes Music, internet and warm hugs. No matter what she'll…

— Anonymous

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck." She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and…

— Cathy Cassidy

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect…

— Tiffani Thiessen

Cats are the slipperiest of domestic animals. Thousands of years of genetic coding has taught them to melt into azaleas, lie motionless…

— Caroline Paul

When I moved to New York to start my acting career, I was always very, very careful to walk way around ladders,…

— Charlotte Rae

“History: *The owner noticed a soft, oozing mass on the head. *Mr. Snooze has been fighting with another cat recently. Assessment: *Mr.…

— Marcy Blesy

I tend to write in coffee shops and restaurants with friends of mine because if I'm at home, I get distracted by…

— Cassandra Clare

“I wonder if I brought my Silly-cat in…could you tell me what she’s thinking?’ ‘I can tell you what she’s thinking right…

— Rob Thurman

“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors…

— Alex Flinn

Authors all have at least one thing in common, which is that when we finally get finished copies of our books, we…

— Jeff Giles

I was watching an HBO special on eating habits and different cultures, and they showed in China how people eat cats ...…

— Ben Kenney