Sleep isn't cutting it for me anymore I need something stronger — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
People who live in glass houses probably shouldn't scratch their butthole & then smell their finger either. — Nikhil Saluja Glass houses Copy Share Image
You should never ever be nice with people, they'll take advantage of you & then fuck you. — Nikhil Saluja Advantage Copy Share Image
No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Always listen to both sides of the story. Its usually the ones you believed, who turn out to be the biggest liars. — Nikhil Saluja Liars Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I've been staring at my Smart Phone for so long, I'm pretty sure it just told me to get a fucking life. — Nikhil Saluja Fucking life Copy Share Image
It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja River Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him.… — Nikhil Saluja Murder Copy Share Image
Never argue with a woman when Shes Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when shes Tired¦or Relaxed¦or Happy¦.or JUST NEVER — Nikhil Saluja Angry Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you smack the remote and it works! — Nikhil Saluja Amazing moment Copy Share Image
