Ladies, if your boyfriend has a nipple ring he also has a boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually admit when someone complains but that's only coz denying them requires explaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I don't believe in love at first sight but I do believe in judging at first sight. — Nikhil Saluja Belief Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Drunk Copy Share Image
When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one… — Nikhil Saluja Couple Copy Share Image
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - I brought you into this world, and I can take you out. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes my wife and I like to spice things up in the bedroom & pretend we're a great couple who are still… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Trust is like a STICKER. Once it is removed, it may stick again, But NOT as strong as it holds when first… — Nikhil Saluja Broken trust Copy Share Image
If a guy tells you he's not ready for a relationship, it's ok to give him time. Just not any of yours...he's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It sucks when you try to blackmail someone & it doesn't work. 'If you do this ever, I'm never going to talk… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of your time and money to help people who had nothing, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Still waiting for a reply from twitter on adding a Stab button. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
