Three Things to Prevent... Laziness, Falsehood and Slander. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face. — Nikhil Saluja Middle of the night Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support! — Nikhil Saluja Clitoris Copy Share Image
WRINKLES: Something other people have, Similar to my character lines. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bent a little than to break. — Nikhil Saluja Compromise Copy Share Image
Best reply for denying a proposal : I like you my friend but love is something tat gives pain and I cant… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Customer Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty. — Nikhil Saluja Hello kitty Copy Share Image
Smart phones: Always saving us from awkward situations. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward situations Copy Share Image
