They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's still some ice cream left in my freezer, I think today's gonna be ok — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
Trying too hard to get my attention is the quickest way to make sure you get none of it. — Nikhil Saluja Attention Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek — Nikhil Saluja Foreplay Copy Share Image
Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Joyful people succeed, joyful people empower, joyful people inspire. Empower yourself with inspired intentions and allow yourself to succeed at all you… — Nikhil Saluja Being a good person Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : A friend walks in when everyone else walks out. — Nikhil Saluja Friend Copy Share Image
Being friendzoned is bad but being boyfriendzoned is worse. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
