WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary. — Nikhil Saluja Language Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman is good at fixing is her man a motherfucking sandwich. — Nikhil Saluja Feminism Copy Share Image
I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm not usually superstitious, but I really hope 13/13/13 isn't a Friday — Nikhil Saluja Friday Copy Share Image
I swear I have some Bruce Lee somewhere in me... He comes out whenever I drop my phone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite… — Nikhil Saluja Interview Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The treadmill is my therapist. (I stare at it from the couch) — Nikhil Saluja Exercise Copy Share Image
