Three Things to Maintain.. Promise, Friendship and Affection. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Never trust a girl who tells her real age if she tells that, she'll tell anything. — Nikhil Saluja Girl Copy Share Image
From the Number of tweets & conversations some of you tweet, it seems you never shut up in person. This isn't judging ok! — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of… — Nikhil Saluja Animal Copy Share Image
At least not having an office window means you'll never know how nice it is outside.. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
BRB Have to run to the toilet, but I'll be back in two shakes of a man's penis. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Trying to be productive today? Challenge accepted! - the internet — Nikhil Saluja Internet Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If people criticize you, hurt you, shout at you, don't be bothered.. just remember In every game the audience make noise, not… — Nikhil Saluja Audience Copy Share Image
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, I was wrong. And, when right, the mature person need not experience… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
For every successful man there's always a girl. For every homeless man there's usually a dog. Long story short, men have bitches. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the… — Nikhil Saluja Jail Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : The 10 commandments are not multiple choices. — Nikhil Saluja Commandments Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the DENTIST says, Open wide. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
