The best way to get rid of someone is to start loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Best way Copy Share Image
'Unfollowers' Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like screw all of you. Coincidence? I think not — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Remember when being nice, real & inspiring paid off? Me neither. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiring Copy Share Image
I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper. — Nikhil Saluja Money Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Animals Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
Today is Monday and most of you are at work, but don't worry because I hate your job too. — Nikhil Saluja Monday Copy Share Image
Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and… — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
You say Good Night!, I hear Please Fuck me now I beg you. — Nikhil Saluja Good night Copy Share Image
You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
