Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

— Victoria Silvstedt

Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the…

— Benjamin Franklin

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity.

— David H. Murdock

“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.…

— Steven Magee

“My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right?”

— Beth Ashworth

I feel like I could eat the world raw.

— Madeline Miller

To me, Caribbean food is about fresh, seasonal produce - using what's in season to create vibrant and great tasting food. The spicing is…

— Ainsley Harriott

“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,…

— Nora Ephron

“if you cannot control your hunger and appetite, good luck managing your blood chemistry, metabolism, waistline, and, in the bigger picture, the prospect of…

— David Perlmutter

“Hungarian Proverb: A dish of cabbages can be heated when it grows cold, but it will never taste the same.”

— Mourid Barghouti

“The phrase “low and slow” was coined to describe the relatively low temperatures used for smoking and the lengthy amount of time it takes…

— Ted Reader

Things live and die, and then someone processes them into edible portions. This is a complete telling of the story, 'Food.' The basic plot…

— David Fahrenthold

“Live is like a box of chocolates, we are all just waiting for a hungry hand to come down and grab us and eat…

— sunshine

Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my…

— Rachel Nichols

“Pumpkin Flavor Latte Scrub   Ingredients 1 ½ cups of brown sugar 2 tablespoons of ground coffee 1-2 tablespoons of pumpkin spice ¾ -1…

— Kate Hilton