If you follow me & expect a follow back, please do let me know! So I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should have a man by the balls is when she's sucking on them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex and phone calls, I have mastered the art of keeping them under a few minutes. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Philosopher: A masochistic fool who will be considered a genius once dead. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Life would be perfect if: Some girls had mute buttons,Some guys had edit buttons,Hard times had fast forward & Good times had… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If an egg is broken by outside force - LIFE ENDS. If an egg breaks from WITHIN - LIFE BEGINS. GREAT things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face! — Nikhil Saluja Porn Copy Share Image
I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies! — Nikhil Saluja Doctor Copy Share Image
Weights & Measures: 1,000,000 aches and pains = 1 megaHertz — Nikhil Saluja Aches and pains Copy Share Image
