Boners are just dicks that stand up for what they believe in. — Nikhil Saluja Boners Copy Share Image
You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Who cares about the Key to a woman's heart when whisKey is the quickest Key to her panties. — Nikhil Saluja Whiskey Copy Share Image
Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
She taught me how to walk. I taught her how to perch on an escalator in a mall. — Nikhil Saluja Escalator Copy Share Image
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. — Nikhil Saluja Brew Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert… except you're deaf. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I follow back everybody for a trial period of 2 weeks. If all your tweets are crappy during that period. I probably… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I just came late to a meeting and this girl said 'better late than never' so I cut of her legs &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girl came down from taking a bath, gave me a wink and said, I shaved and you know what that means?… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maturity is the ability to make a decision and stand by it. The immature spend their lives exploring endless possibilities; then they… — Nikhil Saluja Aging Copy Share Image
God Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A MOTHER. The Devil Thought That He Couldn't Be Everywhere He Made A… — Nikhil Saluja Devil Copy Share Image
Even the homeless women should be in the soup kitchen today. — Nikhil Saluja Homeless Copy Share Image
