The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If I know the person talks a lot I avoid using these words: 1) Really? 2) Please explain! 3) Hello. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it be funny if breast implants came with squeaky toys inside them. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
Kindness : I never will understand all the good that a simple smile can accomplish. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because God gave you a mouth doesn't mean you must constantly use it. — Nikhil Saluja God Copy Share Image
Twitter: where your boobs can never be too big, even if you're a dude. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly… — Nikhil Saluja Customer Copy Share Image
Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook status Copy Share Image
I'm going to do my best for you. I'm gonna fight for you. And if in the end you won't love me,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable… — Nikhil Saluja Judaism Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite… — Nikhil Saluja Interview Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If God Was A Woman… Babies would come from vending machines — Nikhil Saluja Computers Copy Share Image
If Men Got Pregnant: Natural childbirth would become obsolete — Nikhil Saluja Childbirth Copy Share Image
