Youre not afraid of clowns, youre afraid of opening your heart to love — Nikhil Saluja Fear Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Too MANY people ask for the truth, but too FEW can actually handle it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I masturbate I always pretend my right hand has a British accent. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The only time a woman should ever look down on a man is when she's riding his cock like a cowgirl. — Nikhil Saluja Cowgirl Copy Share Image
If you text me first you better have something to talk about. Don't hit me up expecting me to start the conversation.… — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live… — Nikhil Saluja Friends Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Childhood Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Convincing yourself Copy Share Image
Joyful people succeed, joyful people empower, joyful people inspire. Empower yourself with inspired intentions and allow yourself to succeed at all you… — Nikhil Saluja Being a good person Copy Share Image
Sometimes all you can say is, I've learned all I can learn from this person and we've grown all we can together,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Speaking your mind is easy. Speaking it tactfully? Not so much. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I'm just one more bad decision away from my own reality show. — Nikhil Saluja Bad decision Copy Share Image
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Is it considered cheating when married porn stars go to work? — Nikhil Saluja Cheating Copy Share Image
I saw a butterfly with a tattoo of a teenage girl on its wing. — Nikhil Saluja Butterfly Copy Share Image
