Most people don't realize their opinion is irrelevant as fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. — Nikhil Saluja Communication Copy Share Image
You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Caught my 5 year old playing with my phone and she bought a gun online. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two heads are better than one - undeniable proof that men are the superior sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's always that one asshole who says at band camp when someone else says that one time... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Stripper Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. ! — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I took nine years of French, but I can't remember any of it. I realized on the plane ride over that if… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No, leave that bra on. 'Coz I'm gonna fuck your boobies right out of it. is a romantic thing to say right… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just met this BELIEBER and I wish it was legal to MURDER them. Don't get me wrong, I still MURDERED him.… — Nikhil Saluja Murder Copy Share Image
Never argue with a woman when Shes Angry., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Or when shes Tired¦or Relaxed¦or Happy¦.or JUST NEVER — Nikhil Saluja Angry Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked… — Nikhil Saluja Beauty Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone knocks on the bathroom door. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I'm sure I have haters, but they probably have their reasons. — Nikhil Saluja Haters Copy Share Image
