Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes. It's science. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
If I don't know what true love is, how will I ever find it? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Nothing makes me feel more grown up than using Facebook for actual social networking instead of stalking my exes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!! — Nikhil Saluja Happiness Copy Share Image
Beating a women is unacceptable. Period. She tries to hit you first, do like I do and tickle her until she pisses… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I will always ignore a woman's feelings unless, those feelings involve me feeling her titties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind being in an abusive relationship with you babes only if you would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women say, It's not the size of the boat that matters, but motion in the ocean. My boat sinks right away and… — Nikhil Saluja River Copy Share Image
You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the… — Nikhil Saluja Army navy Copy Share Image
I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would have never trusted anyone else with, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls don't dress up to impress guys. Girls dress up to out dress other girls. If they wanted to impress guys, they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I eat all kinds of pussy just in case some jerk hacks my Twitter and says I eat all kinds of pussy… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Democracy Copy Share Image
Asking for a follow back is like telling a stranger on the street you love them. There is a huge chance they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
