You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Million Dollar Idea: A cupcake that is 24 inches round and 6 inches thick. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Sleep, You'll always be my favorite Hello and my hardest Goodbye. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning at 10 and sensed something was wrong. I went downstairs and found my wife face down on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by… — Nikhil Saluja Friendship Copy Share Image
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of… — Nikhil Saluja Alphabet Copy Share Image
Here's my idea for another one of those reality-based TV shows: No Survivors! One by one, a psychopathic serial killer tracks down… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Two places are MOST VALUABLE in the world: 1. The NICEST place is to be in someones Thoughts, and 2. The SAFEST… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Morning Copy Share Image
Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, funà And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice creamà And that's life, bro L-I-F-E — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling down, I come on twitter and read some of your (stolen & reworded) inspirational tweets. Thank you for being there! — Nikhil Saluja Inspiration Copy Share Image
The best way to get rid of someone is to start loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Best way Copy Share Image
Being friendzoned is bad but being boyfriendzoned is worse. — Nikhil Saluja Flirting Copy Share Image
