Ways of Life : A friend walks in when everyone else walks out. — Nikhil Saluja Friend Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night. — Nikhil Saluja Sleeping pills Copy Share Image
When I hear a guy say bros before hoes I automatically assume he's referring to gay sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I met you, I liked you, I loved you, I had you, I lost you, I missed you, I never wanna see… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, That ceremony which makes more strange bedfellows than politics; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
62% of women check phones during sex. 38% of women are wondering what's wrong with their service. — Nikhil Saluja Technology Copy Share Image
I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter. — Nikhil Saluja Father Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Cigarette Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, no matter how bad ass you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, everyone would call me pizza face. Not because of acne, but because I would always have pizza… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Smart phones: Always saving us from awkward situations. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward situations Copy Share Image
Every time I see a vagina I can't help but say Hello Kitty. — Nikhil Saluja Hello kitty Copy Share Image
