Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Crying in the rain is a risky business. Sometimes, the rain stops in the middle but your tears don't. — Nikhil Saluja Business Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I never commit hate crimes because I'm against discrimination and assaulting random strangers is much more fun. — Nikhil Saluja Crime Copy Share Image
You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever someone says This day couldn't get any worse I immediately punch them in nose & ask Are you sure about that? — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
My wife fell over from stairs & hit her chin on pavement. She's had to have her jaw wired & can't speak… — Nikhil Saluja Marriage Copy Share Image
Experiment: testing the '9 lives' theory. First attempt: cat not moving after throwing it from the roof. Conclusion: theory is false — Nikhil Saluja Cats Copy Share Image
Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time… — Nikhil Saluja Attraction Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls own only one credit card & rarely use Bad girls own only one bra & rarely use Naughty girls own… — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
It's way easier to judge everyone based on appearance and if you're ever wrong just be like sorry dude but do you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes you gotta take a break from Twitter and sit back and wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio was dreaming at the end of… — Nikhil Saluja Inception Copy Share Image
