I really hate when I offer help and the other person says yes. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Mountains are cool cause they're like Mother Earth's Boobies. — Nikhil Saluja Boobies Copy Share Image
My superpower is watching five hours of TV I'm not interested in because I can't reach the remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers. — Nikhil Saluja Early morning Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is taller than you, you gotta make her sandwiches. — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have… — Nikhil Saluja Funny marriage Copy Share Image
Let's just agree to disagree with the people who disagree with me. — Nikhil Saluja Agree to disagree Copy Share Image
Rumours? Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Have a Unique Character like a Salt Its presence is not felt, but its absence makes things Tasteless.!' — Nikhil Saluja Character Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd get in trouble for preparing mutton with a lovely marinade, but I was absolutely lambasted. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
News Report: Semen is actually good for teeth. I agree. The more my girlfriend sucks me off, the better chance she has… — Nikhil Saluja Semen Copy Share Image
Debt is a form of slavery not prohibited by the Thirteenth Amendment; but it is a form of voluntary servitude that is… — Nikhil Saluja Slavery Copy Share Image
Dear followers, I know that seeing my picture on your timeline makes your day so don't be selfish and make your followers'… — Nikhil Saluja Followers Copy Share Image
I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Adventurous spirit Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Artist Copy Share Image
Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the… — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Bad grammar Copy Share Image
