You may be prettier skinnier and tanner than I am…but I out-boob you an every level — Ashley_star Copy Share Image
“I thought I was placing my hand on her knee. But it turned out to be her saggy boob.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Not possible. Caristos can eye up decent boob and do security all at once.” — Billy London Copy Share Image
I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For years I'd wanted a boob job but I've realized that, actually, I like them small. — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.' — Author Name Copy Share Image
Me and most of my girlfriends have said that we would never have a boob job, but we all said that we… — Miquita Oliver Copy Share Image
They say its politics, or money, or nuclear power that's what rules the world... But you have no idea what a good… — Anya Wright Copy Share Image
“Give me a book and I will learn how to live my life, but give me a boob, and I won’t need… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I’m the idiot box. I’m the TV. I’m the all-seeing eye and the world of the cathode ray. I’m the boob tube.… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I want to touch your boob any time I see you and talk to you. It doesn’t matter the topic of conversation.”… — Tijan Copy Share Image
Some days I want to get the boob job, some days I want to get the eye lift. Then other days, I'm… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
“She gave his fake boob a poke. "What the hell is in here?" He laughed and pulled the top down part of… — R.E. Butler Copy Share Image
My mom always taught us there's no difference between your hand and your boob. They're body parts and if you have it,… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
“A pissant is somebody who thinks he’s so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona — Pretty Little Liars Copy Share Image
“Women get boob jobs to give themselves a certain edge. Frankly, I don't see why they nearly kill themselves trying to diet… — Kim Brittingham Copy Share Image
Q: what did one saggy boob say to the other? A: perk up we are starting to look like nuts — Unknow Copy Share Image
I moved out to L.A. and had my son and was walking around Gelson's, and I was like, 'Am I just one… — Frankie Shaw Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The internet should have a place where you can officially register as an Ass Guy or Boob Guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Censorship of anything, at any time, in any place, on whatever pretense, has always been and always will be the last resort… — Eugene Gladstone O'Neill Copy Share Image
“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
