If a tidal wave hits LA just grab a fake boob for safety.

“She gave his fake boob a poke. "What the hell is in here?" He laughed and pulled the top down part of the way…

— R.E. Butler

As soon as we saw the fake boob, we had to get them outta here, because this is a Grenade Free Zone.

— The Situation

For years I'd wanted a boob job but I've realized that, actually, I like them small.

— Megan McKenna

The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the side view!..

— Anonymous

Nothing like a wake up call with a boob grab.

— Scott Disick

“No! Put your damn hand on my boob!”

— Belle Aurora

“Not possible. Caristos can eye up decent boob and do security all at once.”

— Billy London

JUST A BOOB

— Anonymous

Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona

— Pretty Little Liars

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em?

— Nikhil Saluja

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They say its politics, or money, or nuclear power that's what rules the world... But you have no idea what a good boob job…

— Anya Wright

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right…

— Jarod Kintz

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja