A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all…

It takes nipples to be a Boob.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “Bo” represents the left breast, and “ob” represents the right…

— Jarod Kintz

If a tidal wave hits LA just grab a fake boob for safety.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

“I’m the idiot box. I’m the TV. I’m the all-seeing eye and the world of the cathode ray. I’m the boob tube. I’m the…

— Neil Gaiman

They say its politics, or money, or nuclear power that's what rules the world... But you have no idea what a good boob job…

— Anya Wright

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The internet should have a place where you can officially register as an Ass Guy or Boob Guy.

— Anonymous

You're such a boob. Just tittin. You're my best friend.

— Anonymous

A Woman Never Say: I've decided to buy myself a boob job, how big do you want 'em?

— Nikhil Saluja

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo." -Mona

— Pretty Little Liars

JUST A BOOB

— Anonymous

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not possible. Caristos can eye up decent boob and do security all at once.”

— Billy London

Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

— Gretchen