“So what's the plan?” Ben asked. “Go inside. Look around. Improvise.” “Brilliant." Hi stroked his chin. “Quick question: Is having no plan… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to more than I'm allowed to do or asked to do, or probably should do. My whole career has been… — Steve Pink Copy Share Image
For me, something that's been always really important to me, that's also really served me well in hindsight, is doing different things,… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
Much of the legend surrounding my mother is true. She was a beautiful, talented, warmhearted woman who had the greatest sense of… — Yasmin Aga Khan Copy Share Image
I tell fans who ask me why I'm not doing comedy anymore that I'm a different person. I've grown and I've matured.… — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does,… — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
Do they allow tipping on the boat? - Yes, sir. Have you got two fives? - Oh, yes, sir. Then you won't… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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“Divorce is a marital welfare. It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“When two people live in one place, their individual habits get amplified. For example: I'm not lazy. But I don't like to… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
Theo does comedy now, and he's traveling around the country doing comedy, and I actually just saw him, he's from Louisiana, and… — Trishelle Cannatella Copy Share Image
“What about human beings? said the animals. Do you think we need human beings? Why not? said the Twins. And as quick… — Thomas King Copy Share Image
“Jumping, waving arms, cheering, laughing, head-butting him in the groin, an unfortunate ritual in the Tanner home, very much unappreciated by Jim,… — Mike Jackson Copy Share Image
“Why does that kid think so highly of himself?" "Kids that think they're so smart.They're everywhere! Destroy is self-esteem!" "Yes...I really do… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
“But what we have done as a nation, that is much worse in the grand scheme of things, is that we have… — John Price Copy Share Image
“Their chemistry at the Tavern had nearly set the place on fire. And she hadn't missed that tent situation under his pants… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
“Ah, yes, pink camo,” I murmur, gesturing my chin at her tank top and hoodie. “Because you never know when you’ll have… — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
In life there are going to be some things that make it hard to smile. But whatever you do, through all the… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
The humor and emotion of the 'Do You Want to Build a Snowman' theme makes me cry every time I watch it,… — Edward Kitsis Copy Share Image
“Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. “Hey, Ellie. Watch this.” Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend,… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them is to connect… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“The Depression was at its peak in 1933, and so was Blondell. She exemplified the average woman of that dismal period. Audiences… — Ray Hagen Copy Share Image
“Is everyone from your planet like you?" Leyon asked, his gaze intent. "For the most part," she replied. "You have no men… — Lizzy Ford Copy Share Image
“Myrtle goggled at them. "You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly... "Oh,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Are you born again?" he asked, as we taxied down the runway. He was rather prim and tense, maybe a little like… — Anne LaMott Copy Share Image
“Is it really you this time, Kells?” “Well, I’m no maggoty corpse, if that’s what you mean.” He grinned. “That’s a relief.… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Papa wants you to marry some decrepit old wigsby?” She gave him a charmingly rueful smile, all tousled golden curls like some… — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
Making comedies, you end up knowing people that you would swear would be the funnest people ever in the whole world. And… — Nancy Juvonen Copy Share Image
“I loved so many things about him: that his fingers were always stained with paint or charcoal; his casual sense of humor… — Rebecca Maizel Copy Share Image
Every writer scrounges for inspiration in different places, and there's no shame in raiding the headlines. It's necessary, in fact, when attempting… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
“Host: For those of you just tuning in, our guests tonight are the amazing Murder Magician, and his lovely minion, The Assistant...… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“They marched back to the kitchen in silence, the only sound being Rufus's growl when Dunford tried to pet him. "Can a… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
The people who fear humor - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights,… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“Judge Walter Henderson, better known as Hatchet Henderson, is a large, imposing hulk of a man who stays in shape by adhering… — David Rosenfelt Copy Share Image
“I have noticed generational humor exists as well. Since our frames of reference and cultural influences vary, there is a lot of… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“ Are you in any way qualified? Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it.… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Some people’s routines are so consistent, their shits are the same. Dammit, if you’ve been pooping the same smooth shits for a… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
For a lot of comics who aren't as silly or physical but more intellectual, we get looked at as 'alt comics.' No,… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
