“All I meant to say is that a rake's humor has its basis in cruelty. He needs a victim, for he cannot… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Do you love me, Westley? Is that it?’ He couldn’t believe it. ‘Do I love you? My God, if your love were… — William Goldman Copy Share Image
“You sneaked into my cabin?” Annabeth rolled her eyes. “Percy, you’ll be seventeen in two months. You can’t seriously be worried about… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Okay." She gave a quick snort when Margaret went out. "You're such a dork." "Excuse me?" "She was hitting on you and… — nora roberts Copy Share Image
I love all kinds of movies. I love a really good comedy and not the cheesy ones. My parents hate this, but… — Liana Liberato Copy Share Image
“Let your repentance salt my shoe leather," I said presently, "and then, as I lately sheathed my blade of anger, so sheath… — John Barth Copy Share Image
I love the word "faggot," because it describes my kind of guy. You see, I am a fag hag. Fag hags are… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Handsome hero wanted. Brave in the face of certain danger. Must be willing to get naked with other species. At least six-inch… — James Cox Copy Share Image
Feature films seem geared toward very large budgets, action, broad comedy. That seems to dominate all year where it used to be… — Holly Hunter Copy Share Image
Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“I've got plenty.” Isabelle smiled, kicking her feet up so that her anklets jingled like Christmas bells. "These, for instance. The left… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“If it's any comfort to you, collar me again. You don't in the least know how to do it; but I'll overlook… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by… — Nancy Naigle Copy Share Image
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think stand-up now will burn out. I think probably sketch or something will come back into fashion. I think other forms… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
“…he’d assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“You have to admit that this is a very strange life. If you don’t admit it, then you have a very high… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Dagmar tried to stand, and Gwenvael caught her hand, pulling her back down. "You can't leave me. I'm tortured and brooding. You… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race… — David Berman Copy Share Image
“Life is change, constant change, and unless we are lucky enough to find comedy in it, change is nearly always a drama,… — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
We weren't rich by any means, but we had each other, so we were rich in family. When you don't have a… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
“Fennik growled. "You mock me." Korbyn's face was innocent, like Jidali's after he sneaked a cookie from Aunt Sabisa. "I would never… — sarah beth durst Copy Share Image
“It’s normal.” Doc grinned. “The mating ritual of all animals. The males fight for dominance over their females. Human males have lost… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“Long distance is hard. You have to trust that as you each change on your own, your relationship will also change along… — Craig M. Mullaney Copy Share Image
Riots and comedy are but symptoms of the times, profoundly revealing. They betray the psychological tone, the deep uncertainties…and the striving for… — Frank Herbert Copy Share Image
“Never in my life did I lend the unfortunate Dmitri Fyodorovich Karamazov (for he is unfortunate now, in any case) the sum… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
“At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Each time we had a visiting writer, I asked what she thought of women and humor. By the end of the year,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
“Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely… — Olga Núñez Miret Copy Share Image
“Jack sprung to his feet out of reach. "I'd prefer to finish this intact. " "My apologies,” Cabal said, grinning viciously. "l… — Alaina Stanford Copy Share Image
“The biggest myth about comedy is that it’s magical, unknowable, unteachable. Those who subscribe to that myth believe that the world is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Oh, the irony of life's little theatrics! I cracked a grin while my tears lined up for their grand performance, and my… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image
It's Graduation Time. . . Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief and excitement they… — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.” “Tie us down?” “And… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Theres gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but through whatever you… — Nani Copy Share Image
“Araminta had generally considered the laws of etiquette as the rules of the chase, and divided them into categories: those which everyone… — Naomi Novik Copy Share Image
