Humor Quotes · Page 506

I love comedy; I'm super passionate about it, and thank God it's super in right now to have female empowered comedies.

— Dreama Walker

“I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.”

— Voltaire

“Beware the person who does not realize they have lost their mind, but always embrace the person who does.”

— Joe Spraga

Happiness should always remain a bit incomplete. After all, dreams are boundless.

— Anatoly Karpov

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms…

— Janeane Garofalo

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent

— Dr Seuss

I like actors. I like their insecurities, their humor and their intelligence.

— Sam Neill

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

— Anonymous

“Enjoy your Evening." "That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken..." Elliot…

— Anne Bishop

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

— Jean Baudrillard

It was wonderful to be able to play a character who had so many colors and who was able to play comedy,…

— John Noble

“New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and real housewives of New Jersey: It's…

— Bill Maher

If you don't infuse humor into a subject matter, no matter how dark, the audience can't accept the message of a film.…

— Theodore Melfi

Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to be hurtful…

— Rickie Fowler

I don't like to do anything that's mean spirited just because I don't find it funny. I'd rather be the jackass than…

— Melissa McCarthy

“You’re their little girl,” Shane said. “You know, when I think about it, I’d feel the same way about my own daughter.”…

— Rachel Caine

“Spanish—how shall I say this?—is like Portuguese spoken with a speech impediment.”

— Sol Luckman

“I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!”

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

“The Christmas Tree, I swear, is so large it looks like it gave birth to the one in Rockefeller Center.”

— Julie Sarff

Eddie [Murphy] is an icon. He's one of the reason why I started doing comedy in the beginning. He opened a lot…

— Tracy Morgan

“She shrugs."Men" "Men." "If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?”

— Cynthia Hand

“thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating!”

— Rich Burlew

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it…

— Jimmy Carr

If I gained a calorie for every time I thought of food, I'd be the size of a blue whale.

— Anonymous

“Is the mask working?" she asked me. "How can I tell?" "If you can breath, then it's working.”

— Lemony Snicket

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

— Rachel Bloom

“If you don't do crazy things when you're twenty, then you do them when you're sixty and then, it looks pathetic.”

— Tionne Rogers

I've done two Shakespeare tragedies, so I'd desperately like to do comedy. It would be nice not to die.

— Morfydd Clark

“She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral.”

— Emma Clifton

“Perhaps it is a good thing that we don't live long enough to realize how redundant things seem :)”

— G.e.graves

“When life's got you down, keep your head up... you can't see the ground anyway”

— Nicole Rae

“How did you get to know people so well?” Teft asked. “It involves a lot of cutting them apart,” Kaladin said.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“We are unable to discount the hypotheses that the world began three years ago.”

— Nagaru Tanigawa

“The evolutionary curve obviously sloped pretty gently where Six came from.”

— John Connolly

“Why aren’t the thinks I’m thinking getting thunk on the page any faster?!? (from Stop Lying: Writing Is Hard on ChristopherLehman.com)”

— Christopher Lehman

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter,” I informed him.”

— Robyn Schneider

“Life is much more smooth when you have your story complete, be it a tragedy or a comedy.”

— Upasana Banerjee

I think so. I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy, both from a verbal and visual point of…

— Stacy Keach

Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

— Anonymous

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

— Anonymous