That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
“He was a windbag. He made a great many orations, and I imagine he did a very good job, but he was… — Harry Truman Copy Share Image
“Thinking back on the outing to the theatre, she added, ‘I want a man, not a preening peacock!” — Katherine Givens Copy Share Image
“That's it...I'm completely giving up on boys and concentrating on staying alive.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“Connie, have you been trying to call me?" No Archie. "Well, my phone has not been ringing all day, and I thought… — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“Como no sabía qué decir, le dije: -¿Me das tu teléfono? Ella me miró como si le acabara de proponer un maratón… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Now obviously popularity isn't everything when it comes to stand up comedy, but the art form itself is better today than it… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers.Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic." From Tribe of the Teddy… — J. Joseph Wright Copy Share Image
R&b, poetry, I'd like to do everything. But I'm an entertainer and entertaining is not just music. I can do comedy; I'm… — Keak da Sneak Copy Share Image
Kids are the ultimate trump card: a way to get out of co-op board meetings or lunch with a friend you don't… — Rumaan Alam Copy Share Image
It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
“As we reached the wooded hill that led to the pipe, Cheater said, "Uh-oh." "What's wrong?" I asked. "Is anyone here thinking… — David Lubar Copy Share Image
