“Mr. Li gives Dale and me free lessons for life. Dale hates it. I enjoy kicking others, but would do better in… — SheilaTurnage Copy Share Image
“As a rule, I believe people shouldn't follow rules; rules should follow people.” — Eric Micha'el Leventhal Copy Share Image
“People who discriminate understand that they are a stranger to others.” — Jestoni Revealed Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing these silly little videos, and a lot of stuff online is stuff I actually created for my live comedy… — Tom Lenk Copy Share Image
They say God laughs when you make plans, that's why I make appointments and sometimes reschedule. — Behdad Sami Copy Share Image
“We... Charlotta the Fourth and I... live in defiance of every known law of diet." ~ Miss Lavendar, chap 27” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“I think it's good to smile at everybody so that everyone knows you love everyone. It's good for human pacifism.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I didn't believe in systems. Everything human was imperfect and ultimately absurd. What did I believe in then? In humor. In laughing… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“Essentially, the whole time I’d been here, the security staff hadn’t been paid. I would have been harassing the management too, though… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
“After giving it some thought, I've decided to name my monkey mind Ricky Bobby. I was thinking about Latin names like Javier,… — Anna White Copy Share Image
I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other:… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“Lauren realizes right then that the prospect of being single—of recent events leading to a divorce and her being a single mother… — Patrick Anderson Jr Copy Share Image
“Dirk was unused to making quite such a miniscule impact on anybody. He checked to be sure that he did have his… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I was a teacher before comedy, but it was good because no two days were the same, which this job is too. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
There are two or three ways to combat homophobia - one is through humor. The second is to put a face on… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“I’ll have you know Southern isn’t a synonym for stupid.--soon-to-be-released novel, Cape Cursed.” — Janice Lane Palko Copy Share Image
'Mandem On The Wall' is an online comedy series that I produce, write and act in along with three other people. — Percelle Ascott Copy Share Image
“Humor and paradox are often the only ways to respond to life's sorrow with grace.” — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
“I felt more solidly composed, now that I was horizontal. I was impossible to knock down.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
“Darn kids! That’s it, no dessert after dinner! And if you eat my flowers again it will be an early bed time!” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“Listen, if you’re not totally surrendered, you’re not playing. It’s as simple as that.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“He paused by Theo's door, knocked with his free hand. "Get lost, creep." David looked down at Maddy. "I assume he means… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I see why our little Braith likes you.” “Does she?” “Can’t you tell?” “I’m male. I have no idea what you females… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded.” — Michelle Madow Copy Share Image
“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ” — Kimberly Cheryl Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is a very personal thing, and I don't know if I am talented enough to do… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
“The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don't think I'm capable of that. — Chris Cooper Copy Share Image
“Everything I love: literature, irony, humor, the individual, and the defense of free expression.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor. — Jonathan Shapiro Copy Share Image
Tragedy turns into comedy when you watch your own drama and realizing it as a mind-created fiction designed to create you a… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning.” — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.” — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
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