“Then she began to mutter to herself and gesture to the empty air. oh. Sonny sighed. Just another central park crazy.” — Lesley Livingston Copy Share Image
“Okay, so he's hot and he's alone, but how do you know he's not a serial killer or even worse, a lawyer?” — Helena S. Paige Copy Share Image
I think that there's always room for humour in music. It's something that always takes itself so seriously, which I think is… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in… — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —jolted by every pebble in the road. — HENRY… — Graham MFT, Linda Copy Share Image
“God, I missed you. I missed that.” “Missed what?” “You…your humor, your smile, your touch, your…everything.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“My Grandmother says that love is like a bout of diarrhea, it needs neither an invitation nor privacy.” — Dora Okeyo Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to be a villain in film. I'm a character actor, and if my first movie was a comedy,… — William Zabka Copy Share Image
“As I nodded and smiled and umm-hmm 'd and oh, my 'd my way down the drive, I wondered if boys had… — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
When I decided I wanted to be an actor in high school, I really went into improv. I took classes at The… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
“We arrived at the police station and they parked and did the whole ‘hassle and grimace’ routine. I inwardly rolled my eyes.… — Bella Shadow Copy Share Image
“As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, “Aye, Sir. Course laid in” is a seriously sweet gig,… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
Before seeing Truffaut 's Small Change, I was afraid it was going to be one of those simple, natural films about childhood… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
“Nuala, can we just have, like, a cease-fire? I mean, you can go back to calling me an ass and trying to… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Two well-known Austrian folk figures, Count Rudy and Count Bobby, are standing in front of a globe and Rudy asks, "What are… — Georg Rauch Copy Share Image
I grew up in a family that was very barbed and difficult, and there was a lot of humor. None of it… — John Wells Copy Share Image
Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
Comedy is not easy to begin with, but comedy that also dances with drama - it's so hard. — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities. — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence; because if she doesn't have that, then she’s… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing. — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Sometimes comedy can be, like, negative and just the worst parts of ourselves coming out. — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
There's so much joy in doing comedy work, and that's one of the reasons I like to do it - because it's… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“NO greater love has a husband for his wife than to watch a 2hr documentary on an elite ballet competition.” — Mark Venturini Copy Share Image
“Days have a sameness. Even new, they offer little beyond weather changes and sudden deaths.” — Vera Jane Cook Copy Share Image
Why do we call it a hot water-heater when there's no need to heat hot water? — Gallagher Copy Share Image
The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“When you really merge with someone, it’s not that you merge with them, you’re merging with love.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Sometimes all I need is a piece of chocolate and then I can understand you” — Sharon P. Tulloch Copy Share Image
If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.” — Nilantha Ilangamuwa Copy Share Image
That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
“This is a never-ending story we’re involved in. We’re just part of the acting crew.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.” — Terry Hayes Copy Share Image
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
The friendship that we established early on in our marriage ... that carries you through tough times. That and a good sense… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I try to find humor in everything I do, because I think all great plays - even great tragedies - have enormous… — Marian Seldes Copy Share Image
