Humor Quotes · Page 15

“Jokes about butts WORKED.”

— Drew Magary

There's a lot of power in laughter.

— W. Kamau Bell

“nthing else bt everyone”

— Jeswant Gembali

Violence is not funny.

— William Friedkin

I want to show the world my humor.

— Tracy Morgan

“Parsley is gharsley.”

— Ogden Nash

“To the moon, Kitty!”

— Kirby Howell

Comedy is saving me.

— Valerie Harper

I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan.

— Mitch Hedberg

Good humor is the health of the soul, is sadness its poison.

— Anonymous

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

— Jim Norton

Comedy should be fluid. It should be both Left and Right wing.

— Bill Bailey

“Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers.”

— M.L. LeGette

I hate it when there is nothing on the Internet...

— Rock Cowles

“Hell, I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.”

— Rachel Caine

“Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.”

— Elizabeth Marx

“Sometimes people are often confused between attitude and style. Nevermind, I'm Awesome.”

— Yugesh Ralli

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm…

— Mary Roach

“Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood?”

— Donald Gorman

It's always judged on funny first, then the facts, and the realism, and the points that you're trying to make.

— Jordan Klepper

“Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetrrs inside your skull”

— Heather Demetrios

“There was once a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind.”

— Douglas Adams

Sorry I'm annoying,sorry I'm not funny,sorry I'm boring,sorry I'm messed up'sorry I cut'sorry I'm ugly,sorry I'm fat,sorry I exist

— Sarah

“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

You know something like 'Patriots Day' that I did a few years ago, which is a drama, is very different than comedy.…

— Jimmy O. Yang

I've had varying luck with comedy in the past, but I'd really like to give that another go. I don't know if…

— Dennis Quaid

“I am wearing an old yellow sundress of Celia's, and I have tied my hair back with green ribbon. I think I…

— Jenny Han

You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of…

— Paige Turco

“It felt wrong to cut him off. But I could only take so much heavy breathing before inappropriate thoughts involving whip cream…

— Darynda Jones

I would love to play a normal human being with a little bit of a comedic bend that had a love interest.…

— Reggie Lee

I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie…

— Ricky Gervais

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and dramatic values to deal with human emotions…

— Robert Altman

“The purpose is you.”

— Dr. Poison King

“Straight people are crazy”

— Tere Michaels

“i would be twice funny as i m now”

— Nozy

“I can't be good ALL the time.”

— Anne Taintor

I had wanted to do a comedy.

— Gus Van Sant

“Are you some kind of foot fetish?”

— Joan Bauer

I can't not love comedy.

— Johnny Lever

I was skydiving horizontally.

— Steven Wright