The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened. — Francis Alexander Durivage Copy Share Image
“Every second counts when you are about to embark on a journey of lovemaking” — misheck cicero Copy Share Image
“Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you?” — Mariko Tamaki Copy Share Image
“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. -Jack Nicholson” — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
“So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire’s… — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
Dumb ass people who think it's funny to make fun of someone who don't talk much like really just remember the quite… — Any Copy Share Image
“Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do 'Parks and Recreation'; a big fun character. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
My final word, before I'm done, Is "Cancer can be rather fun"- Provided one confronts the tumour with a sufficient sense of… — John B. S. Haldane Copy Share Image
“Sebastiano and I arrive, breathless and laughing, on the stone oval of the dance floor. I’m delighted to see that Kelly’s there… — Lauren Henderson Copy Share Image
I always honestly dreamed of coming to Second City in Chicago, although I've never even been there to see a show. But… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart. She growled and pounded her fist into a locker,… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back… — Ivan Doig Copy Share Image
“I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
“The bar was bursting with guys tonight—seriously, it was like Muscles R Us up in here, all filled-out chests and bulging arms… — Cindi Madsen Copy Share Image
“Just a month from this day, on the twentieth of September, 1850, I shall be sitting in this chair, in this study,… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
