You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you love something let it go,If it comes back to you its your,If it doesnt ,it never was. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly what may be described as a sense… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Many in America, as one social historian wrote, 'believed implicitly that New York's social leaders went to bed in full evening dress,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will be no more protest. No more dissension. No more violence. There will be only one voice. The voice of Ravinia.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That narrows down the search quite a bit,” Daniel commented. “But what if you still don’t find her?” “Then I’m still not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guns, double-crosses, hitmen... I can get used to a lot of things, but I'm never going to get used to sleeping where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a guy in the audience and he said a joke and everybody laughed. He said the same joke over and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've only been to SNL three times, and one time I was there, Chevy and Billy were having a huge screaming fight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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