That was actually funny. But I don't like you. So I'm not going to laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, But if you laugh with no reason you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids, but apparently iTouch kids didn't sit too well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The earth rests on three whales: On the deeds of heroes. On the prayers of believers. On the toasts of drunkards.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text me and be like, 'Whaddup girl? You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night,' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You came after me. Against the geas , you came after me.” He felt the shifting of muscle behind him as Bloodraven… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, which one of them is supposed to be your boyfriend?” Stark asked me. Even in the terrible shape he was in,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are only children of a larger growth. A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humours and flatters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you are no longer in the sexual universe – when you are supposedly too old, or too big, or simply no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“. . . a sense of humor is a sense of proportion. It is also a sense of delight--delight in noting life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Unless... " Now he looked at her in surprise. "Unless what?" She jabbed a finger at his shoulder. "When did you get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
