Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Being with her can prove difficult, but life without her would be unbearable.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The contrast between the friendly greeting and the weapons propped against their shoulders is almost humorous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin'; if you're not mitten-smitten, you'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter opens your heart and soothes your soul. No one should ever take life so seriously that they forget to laugh at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My childhood would be bland without your nurture, love and care. My teenage days would be boring without your advice, pampering and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“EVERY PROFESSION HAS ITS PITFALLS. Doctors, for example, are always being asked for free medical advice, lawyers are asked for legal information,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He usually gets what he wants. And what he wants is to keep you safe. He really cares about you, you know.”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A friend: What book haven't you read yet? Me: I'm not sure. I have read the Percy Jackson series or Mortal Instrument… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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