I consider myself very lucky. God has a funny way of bringing some things around and knocking you in the head with… — Jim Morris Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear… — Madea Copy Share Image
I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was… — Puff Daddy Copy Share Image
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
So, the point of a Throwback Thursday is for people to post pictures of themselves when they were a child..Uhm so what… — Priscilla Copy Share Image
Sex is always funny. I don't find it sexy, I find it really horrifying. But it's an act that we need. And… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . "… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The least you can do is tell me why you didn't stop me,' he said before I could give in to the… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Every writer creates his own precursors. His work modifies our conception of the past, as it will modify the future. — Jorge Luis Borges Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get real mad at God. And it's funny, those times when I've been real unhappy with the world - and… — Bruce Lipton Copy Share Image
“So...I'm the funny one? I'm the funny sidekick ? . . . That's no way to talk about anyone! To say they're… — China Miéville Copy Share Image
I am very uncomfortable being romantic. I can be funny; I can be all over the place. I can be anything but… — Amruta Khanvilkar Copy Share Image
“He checked out his surrounding. More books. A drinking fountain. A poster showing a guy slam-dunking a basketball with one hand and… — Mac Barnett Copy Share Image
“There are things we cannot control about ourselves. One of these things is the degree to which we find something to be… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Shelly looked around the jamb again as though whatever animal that had been terrorizing her had a weapon. “That doesn’t look like… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Me: omg I'm so sleepy. When I get home I will sleep forever. á ¡t home: *turns on the computer* me: What's sleep ? : — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do you cry when you cut me up in front of you , it's your fault in the first place for… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
When in a movie like 'Housefull' you have to create comedy out of falling on a glass table or jumping from huge… — Lara Dutta Copy Share Image
Before: when you're not in group, you don't know the group's topic. Now: when you're not in the group, you are the… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with… — Jessica Lowndes Copy Share Image
I'm a - I'm a, um, a godmother which is just, that's fun to be a godmother, she is so precious, she's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
Crying while seeing a Question Paper is common... But making your teachers cry seeing your Answer paper is somthing EXTRA ORDINARY !!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And just before I go to sleep, I'll think of sentences that don't contain words like Hoover, Jogging, and Heart Transplant” — Kirsten Gier Copy Share Image
I was trying to do one-liners and it took me years to realise I just had to be myself. My fear was… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
When I started building things, obviously I was pretty bad at it. You cant be good at it from the start, and… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
Let the haters do them, thats their job they get paid nothing in order hate they happy with that job, if you… — Shar-rae Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
What's really amusing is that you see - when you look at everybody's statements that - on both sides of the aisle,… — Nina Totenberg Copy Share Image
I think the stomach is the most intelligent part of the body,Its smart enough to send the burps to the mouth and… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“[When asked about his thoughts on gods] I think it's like a movie that was way too popular. It's a story that's… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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