You can never get someplace physically until you've been there mentally. — Wade Schalles Copy Share Image
The way is the beginning of all beings and the measure of right and wrong. — Han Fei Copy Share Image
Sorry I missed your call I took to long to answer cause I was dancing to the ringtone — Ana 13 Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young Copy Share Image
“I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think there's something so funny about Ram Dass. I was lucky enough to sit across from him at dinner once, and… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Results for "I looked as respectable as the bum they were booking. I fancied I smelled better, but perhaps not. I've noticed… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“What did you think of him?" Cade asked. "Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy’s more full of shit than a duck… — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
