Anyone here a fan of The Little Mix? OR. is anyone a fan of Odd Future? lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you devote yourself to more than yourself ... you will have more than yourself to show for yourself. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
In f-major, c* is a sonority contained within the overtones of the tonic f*. — Jean-Philippe Rameau Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Funny enough, the person who is most bummed out to hear I won't be back is Mark Cuban. Despite what you might… — Chris Sacca Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
It's kind of a funny way to put it, but if you want to study a dynamic economic system, what you'd like… — Lars Peter Hansen Copy Share Image
I feel like network didn't want me. I was doing all these pilots, and it never worked out. I was like, network… — Abigail Spencer Copy Share Image
Noisy people be like mine your business. why? because you looking in that guy car so hard you probably know what color… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
