She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accept that you are close minded. Would you mind being closed mouthed as well? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
I got expelled from school on pajama day…But its not my fault I sleep naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its ALWAYS funny when boy make u laugh thats when u fall in love with them ! ^_^ — Boys Copy Share Image
It's funny how much the lie of a life after life works with people. Even people who are non-believers seem to think… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
“Oh, well, that's not bad, I suppose. I mean, I'd prefer devastatingly sophisticated - but almost endearing is more than I could… — Jane Costello Copy Share Image
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s necessary but not sufficient to learn and then work. You must learn from the work and learn while you work. — Judith Rodin Copy Share Image
“You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Girls only like your penis because thier mom told them to enjoy the little things in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have condemned any organizer of war, regardless of his rank or nationality. — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's funny, you know. The times that seem so trivial end up meaning so much.” — Jeffrey Blount Copy Share Image
It's more important you learn what to make movies about than how to make movies — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I miss you like Roberto Baggio missed that penalty in the World Cup '94 final. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls... Attention please. Don't makes yourself as butterfly, everyone running want to catch you — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
'Vicky Donor' proved that the audience was waiting for well-scripted funny films. — Yami Gautam Copy Share Image
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
If you play rugby, all you think about is rugby. Someone asks you a question, you say; RUGBY — Riley Jonasen Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
