That epic awesome moment when you drop something, and then catch it mid-air. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking. — Andrew Bogut Copy Share Image
'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning." "Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to… — Elizabeth Sharp Copy Share Image
Regha called this life's like an ice cream, so quickly melt than freeze, if it runs out, we can buy again. But… — F's Copy Share Image
The 3 most difficult things to do in life. 1) Count your hair 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap 3)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses."… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Dear iPhone, I have typed hahaha like a million times, yet you continually give me hagaha, bahaha, gagaha... I hate you. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
To all the students who drop out and fail high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about time. It is only in looking back that it's easy to connect the dots. To see exactly… — Rebecca Serle Copy Share Image
The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good. — Emaliebaby Copy Share Image
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The beauties of conception are always superior to those of expression. — Walter J. Phillips Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You cannot experience yourself as what you are until you've encountered what you are not — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
Nobody will keep the thing he hears to himself, and nobody will repeat just what he hears and no more. — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
What know we of the Blest above but that they sing, and that they love? — William Wordsworth Copy Share Image
Hasn't seen a spider around the house in days. WHAT THE F*& ARE THEY PLANNING? — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I don't get mad I jus get money, laugh at you fuck niggaz cuz ya so funny. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
“Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell. — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
