TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to write some female-empowering movie; I just wanted to write a funny college comedy. — Kay Cannon Copy Share Image
Everybody who belongs to Christ belongs to everybody who belongs to Christ — E. Stanley Jones Copy Share Image
People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Can you be a girl for a few seconds?" "I'm always a girl" I frown. "You know what I mean. Like a… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspicious of fun. I never… — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
This hot guy next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too...so I can tell my friends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be sad if a person prefers another person over you. Because you can't convince a m0nkey that honey is m0re sweeter… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There can be moments onstage - but sometimes in a movie, too - where you just feel you're in a golden space.… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's… — Jonathan Krisel Copy Share Image
“. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Make me breakfast in the morning?" "So long as you don't leave my sight until then." He grinned. I laughed. Sure, I… — Veronica Blade Copy Share Image
“Ma didn't think puns were funny but couldn't help laughing at the naughty look Pa gave her when he made one.” — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I want to have this teenage but funny way to be, I think about Ariana Grande. — Anitta Copy Share Image
“I did not ask for your help.' 'But you have it nonetheless.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Learn everything you possibly can, and you will discover later that none of it was superfluous. — Hugh of Saint Victor Copy Share Image
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not that we don't know the right answers, it is just that we don't ask the right questions. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Thumbs up you say EA Sports, its in the game along with the guy who says it — Ronde Dawson Copy Share Image
It upsets me where you do a take and people go 'that's so funny,' and you think 'I was being serious.' — Tom Bateman Copy Share Image
You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers… — Amanda Roberts Copy Share Image
Hello Darling!This might be the Last message I am sending you……………. 'Coz I got no balance in my mobile. — VinayKumar Copy Share Image
Me: Haha I'm older! Friend:Haha you'll die first! Me: Not if I get my license first and run you over bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker Copy Share Image
You can do not just twice as much but 200 times as much when you have a good partner. — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing ABC's to see which letter comes next..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
