Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By going back to your own center you can always find the pure idea of right for every relationship. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
“disclosure: (n.) when they finally tell us everything and nothing changes.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you possess happiness you possess everything: to be happy is to be in tune with God. — Paramahansa Yogananda Copy Share Image
To handle that stardom, the red carpets, the photo shoots, people all of a sudden recognizing you and following you in everyday… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
When I Die... I want to Die Like My Grandmother... Who Died Peacefully in her Sleep... Not Screaming like all the passengers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do single girls take advice from other single girls? That's like ray charles giving stevie wonder driving directions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Baby,boy A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.… — Jeffrey Sarpong Copy Share Image
Buy real records in real shops, or I'll come round your house and scream at your mother. — Ian Gillan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone told me: If you don't eat, you don't shit. If you don't shit, you die. ( True ) — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.' — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
To sue to live, I find I seek to die; And, seeking death, find life: let it come on. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny, as most players get worse on the greens as they get older, but I feel it's the other way with… — Justin Rose Copy Share Image
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
We all have wings, but it is up to each one of us to have the courage to fly — Miranda Kerr Copy Share Image
I hope I get to go home tomorrow.. I hate being here at my moms house.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had my first bowl of gazpacho when I was fifteen in Spain, and the impression it made was a lasting one. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
