Money cant buy happiness but some how its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The internet should have a place where you can officially register as an Ass Guy or Boob Guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and… — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
“When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game… — Mercy Pheona Copy Share Image
“You have a bad habit of listing anything that can go wrong, Volger." "I have always considered that a good habit” — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's… — Russ Meneve Copy Share Image
“Werewolves never joke about age,” he said solemnly. “Why not?” Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. “I dunno,” he finally admitted.… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“The truly smart, having discovered they are cleverer than the people around them, soon learn that the smartest thing of all for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A horse blanket, Mel? I remembered what I was wearing. 'It tore in half when Hrani tried washing it. She was going… — Sherwood Smith Copy Share Image
It's funny how a few words from you could make me feel a million times better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who reads much and understands much, receives his fill. He who is full, refreshes others. — Ambrose Copy Share Image
We were very aggressive, and when we're aggressive, it's hard to stop us. — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
The truth doesn't hurt. Whatever it is, it doesn't hurt. It's better to know the truth. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast. — Amber Valletta Copy Share Image
Girls have unique powers; they get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A difficult situation, not for one individual, but for everybody — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
History is something that never happened told by someone who wasn't there. — Ramon Gomez de la Serna Copy Share Image
Come on, Chris. It'll be just you, me, and the great, wide open over here. — Triple H Copy Share Image
Has there ever been a visitor to Ludlow who hasn't wished they lived there? — Jeremy Paxman Copy Share Image
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted." — Genesis 25:30 Copy Share Image
What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet. — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nearness to God brings likeness to God. The more you see God the more of God will be seen in you. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
